Slug birthday card | Snail birthday, dark humour birthday card, funny card for brother, brother birthday card, dark greeting card cheer up

Poor snail. No home and now the kids are gone, too. If you know someone with a dark sense of humour, this will be the perfect card for their birthday ✨

⋆ 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐃𝐔𝐂𝐓 𝐃𝐄𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐋𝐒 ⋆
- 6 x 6” when folded
- Designed, printed and packaged at our in-house studio in Norfolk, UK
- Printed onto 300gsm premium cardstock, our cards have a smooth, luxurious feel with bright colours and crisp text.
- Sent out in a cello bag for extra protection, your card comes with a complimentary envelope in one of our brand colours! Cute!

⋆ 𝐖𝐇𝐎 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐖𝐄 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐎? ⋆
Choose between receiving the card yourself to write out and send, or sending directly to your recipient for no extra cost!
SEND TO ME: Your card will be posted outside its envelope in a clear biodegradable cello bag, ready for you to write in and send (unless you've opted for a printed message inside).
SEND TO RECIPIENT: Your card will be posted inside its envelope so it is ready to open. We recommend opting for a printed message if you choose this option, or there'll be nothing for your recipient to read!

⋆ 𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐀𝐆𝐄 ⋆
Please write your message in the gift note box on the purchase page. This will then be printed inside the card in our signature Coffee and a Catfish font (as seen in product photos). Alternatively, you can message me via the app or email mae@coffeeandacatfish.com, but please make sure you check it for spelling mistakes, as we cannot be held responsible for errors.

⋆ 𝐃𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐘 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐅𝐈𝐋𝐄𝐒 ⋆
𝐔𝐊:
⋆ Standard: Posted out within 72 hours, sent 2nd class with Royal Mail, your order should arrive within 4-6 working days.
⋆ Express: Posted out within 24 hours, sent 1st class with Royal Mail, your order should arrive within 2-4 working days.
* Tracked 24 / Tracked 48: Need your card there ASAP? Tracked 24 is posted within 12 hours and will arrive within 1-2 working days (next day if ordered before 8am). Tracked 48 is posted within 12 hours and will arrive within 2-3 working days. To choose this option, purchase the Tracked 24 listing here: https://coffeeandacatfishuk.etsy.com/listing/1722576096

𝐔𝐒:
⋆ Standard: Posted out within 72 hours, sent by International Standard with Royal Mail, your order should arrive within 10-14 working days.
⋆ Tracked & Signed: Posted within 24 hours, sent by Tracked & Signed International service with Royal Mail, your order should arrive within 7 working days!

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